" Mom, I really need help…but not in the Mental Institute way."

Grayson, psychologically assessing his success with his homework.

" This is really hot…and I don't mean in the sexy way"

Steele, taking the temperature after taking a bite of his lunch

" Boy, it's sure handy being a Mormon!"

Grayson, putting on his Sunday suit as he got ready for his school's 'Touch of Class' day

" We just took the 'Awe' out of Austria."

Steele, reacting to the 6-0 defeat Team Canada handed to the Austrians in Game 2 of the Olympics

" Here's 50 bucks. Go ahead and go crazy at Anthro."

The philanthropic 15 yr old, paying me back for a video game I had purchased for him.

"Some things remain a mystery mom, some things remain a mystery."

Grayson's response when I asked him why he could get honours on his report card but still have put his underwear on backwards that day.

"I really love this family of six"

Steele, about 20 minutes after we arrived home with his new little sister