Hey Mom, Maylia's a Tiger Mother."

Grayson's shout out to Amy Chua while Maylia carried her doll in her mouth.

" Dead Last. But I got a crowd going at the end."

Grayson, whose positive attitude has made him my personal hero, commenting on his standing after running the 800m at a school track and field day.

You know what I'm calling myself now because of everything I am learning in social? An amateur economist. Also, because I am limited to my biased documentaries."

Steele's humble assessment, in his professional opinion

"Sawing zombies to bits is really quite exhilarating"

Grayson, skewering his chances for a Nobel Peace Prize while playing a new video game

"That's the most sensible thing you've said all day!"

Steele, when Sophia mentioned  getting rid of a noisy toy.

" Well hello there you tall streak of misery!"

Grandma Joyce, when Steele walked into her room to visit.

" Awww, just like Grayson"

Sophia to Maylia, when Maylia put her pants on backwards.