Hey Mom, Maylia's a Tiger Mother."

Grayson's shout out to Amy Chua while Maylia carried her doll in her mouth.

" Dead Last. But I got a crowd going at the end."

Grayson, whose positive attitude has made him my personal hero, commenting on his standing after running the 800m at a school track and field day.

You know what I'm calling myself now because of everything I am learning in social? An amateur economist. Also, because I am limited to my biased documentaries."

Steele's humble assessment, in his professional opinion

"Sawing zombies to bits is really quite exhilarating"

Grayson, skewering his chances for a Nobel Peace Prize while playing a new video game

"That's the most sensible thing you've said all day!"

Steele, when Sophia mentioned  getting rid of a noisy toy.

" Well hello there you tall streak of misery!"

Grandma Joyce, when Steele walked into her room to visit.

" Awww, just like Grayson"

Sophia to Maylia, when Maylia put her pants on backwards.

" Mom, I really need help…but not in the Mental Institute way."

Grayson, psychologically assessing his success with his homework.

" This is really hot…and I don't mean in the sexy way"

Steele, taking the temperature after taking a bite of his lunch

" Boy, it's sure handy being a Mormon!"

Grayson, putting on his Sunday suit as he got ready for his school's 'Touch of Class' day

" We just took the 'Awe' out of Austria."

Steele, reacting to the 6-0 defeat Team Canada handed to the Austrians in Game 2 of the Olympics

" Here's 50 bucks. Go ahead and go crazy at Anthro."

The philanthropic 15 yr old, paying me back for a video game I had purchased for him.